Hi!
Let me know which of the following would tempt you from you desk…
1. Keg of beer and beer tap fitted to your development desk?
Too oldschool.
2. The recruitment fee as your welcome gift?
Not enough
3. 4 day week?
What? So i'd have to continue to develop my open source software at home an additional day instead of beeing paid for?
4. Building your own team of 4 from scratch
No, thanks. This will end up in me having to do all the paper work. Urgh
5. Shares and equity (so dull)
Money isn't everything. And the shares will be worthless very soon anyway.
6. Commission from online sales.
Which is either not much and/or associates me with online spam.
7. An endless jar of Cadbury chocolate eclairs…
I have to loose weight, not gain it.
8. 4X female french, italian and spanish junior / front and backend developers
Don't care about looks, gender, race or mother tongue, as long as I can do MY job without interruption and distraction. But, whatever you decide, i prefer senior developers, since they usually can do their job without having to interrupt me every 10 seconds with questions google could have answered.
9. Your own Expresso [sic] coffee machine with frothy milk maker…
For some weird reasons, i like the taste of powdered instant coffee with plant fat based milk imitation much better.
10. 30 days paid holiday if taken in December and August.
The law says i have a right to 25 days per year anyway. But...
11. Getting paid to release about half the software i write at work as open source.
But that already IS in my job description. ;-) LG Rene Schickbauer