I may mistake you for someone other, but aren't you about 30 or 35? you need to learn how to rollerblade before you can hack the gibson kid.
So surprised how much cultural validity that movie has propagated in the realm of hackerdom .. I was really cringing through that whole era. I hate it that FSN was actually a real thing shipping on SGI machines, but yet because of Jurassic Park, "3d file management" = lolz. I still have an Atari Portfolio "for hacking ATM machines on the run", also. Actually, I only have it because its got a working C compiler onboard, and if the zombies thing happens, I'll at least be able to keep my coding chops up with scavenged AA batteries in between decaps. I don't know anyone else who has a computer with an onboard C compiler that will run on plain old coppertops .. :) Anyway I should probably just start a blog and leave you guys alone. Meh. ; -- Jay Vaughan