[Metalab] Looking for a hardware hacker to build something crazy

Hey guys, Thanks to Richard Pyrker i visited your hacker space when i was in Vienna. Loved it. Now, i have this crazy idea and i thought to get in touch with you. I need a hardware hacker to build something a little crazy for me. It's a hand workout tool used by Bruce Lee. I'd like it to cout reps and be connected to the internet so it can tweet some stuff. I'm willing to pay for parts blah blah blah via PayPal, so if anyone is interested let me know!